Thursday, September 8, 2011

here's to womens and friends

Some Jokes to lighten your day. =) 

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? 
The mafia wants either your money or life... 
The wives want both!

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Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied
with 4 things in life.

(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife

Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.

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Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, `Good Day Sir, Even we are searching`.

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. 
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

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A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married.
He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.

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It takes thousand workers to build a castle, million soldiers to protect a country, but just one woman to make a Happy Home --------- A Good Maid!

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Funny quote on a husband’s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen
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